What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Is there a genre that combines elements of fantasy and science fiction, such as magic and advanced technology?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

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Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?

No go.

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Next, they tried...

How come I can't stay sober?